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Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called FOOD NETWORK

ONE DAYEdit

ONE DAY I WAS AT AN INTERVIEW AND HE WAS ASKIN WHY I WAS DA BOSS OF DA MERCENARY AND I SAID DIS

THE FIRST THIMG I DO IS

TSLK TO 2906

LIKE A BOUS

TALK TO GOD O MEMEZ

LIKE A BOUS

GETT STALEKD

LIKE A BOUS

KILL MY STALKER

LIKE A BOUS

TAKE A SHIT ON ANGELS DESK

LIKE A BOUS

PROOF KANARIS A LIER

LIKE A BOUS

TAKE A SHIT ON HIS DESK

LIKE A BOUS

WATCH FOOD NETWORK

LIKE A BOUS

KILL A GUY

LIKE A BOUS

YOUR NEXT

OH SHIT

FIND SLENDERMAN

LIKE A BOUS

FUCK HIM IN DA ASS

LIKE A BOUS

WATCH MLP

LIKE A BOUS

BOMB THE AMERICANS

LIKE A BOUS

FLY INTO THE SUN LIKE A BOUS

THAT IS MY DAY

WATCHIN FOOD NETWORK

i was an intern at food network studios cus of evil patrixxx WHEN I SAW AN EVIL POTATO I ENGAGED IT IN BATTLE

I USED OMNI LOL

AND IT KEELED HIM BUT THEN A SELETON POPPED OUT AND KNOCKED ME OUT

I SAW EVIL SONIX AND KERMIXX

THEY TOLD ME TO THIS

YO MAN DONT DIS MA Y U DO DIS SPODER MAN U SUCK BALLS PAULA DEEN DIDNT SAY N@#$%^ SHE GOT FIRE DFOR BEING...

THEN THE DREAM ENDED AND I SAW A DISK THAT SAID

FOODNETWORK.EXE

AND ALOS SOMTIN CALLED PORNO .EXE AND IT HAD A SNOPINGAS USUAL I SEE

THEN I WATCHEDFOOD NETWORK OH BOYI REGRET DOING DAT SHIT

PAULA DEEN HAD RED EYES AND LOOKED LIKE A SCURY BITCH AND SHE HAD A HUMAN TESTACLE AS IF SHE WAS GONNA EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

AND THEN SHE ATE IT AND CRUSHED IT AND SHE WALKED TO HER TABLE

NOW I AM GONNA BUTURE DIS BABY AND SERVE IT TO SPONGE BOOB

she den butered da baby

DER WAS BLOOD EVERY WHERE AND GUTS TOO

THE BABY WAS CRYING AND PAULA DEEN ATE ITS ARM OFF THEN WHEN SHE WAS DONE BUTHERIN DA BABY SHE THREW THE BODY PARTS TO THE DOGS AND THEY RIPPED THE BABY APART IT WAS SCURRREH

4 SPOOKY 6 ME

IT WAS SO FUCKIN GROSS

THERE WAS SHIT AND BLLOOD ALLOVER DA PLACE AND PAULA DEEN HAD A STUPID ASS BITCH SLUT HORE SMILE HAT MADE HER LOOK LIKE A CLOPPER

AND SHE COOKED INTO CREEPAH COOKIES

DEY WERE 5 SPOOKY 7 ME

DEN SPONGE BOOB ATE DA COCKIES AND HE DIED I EM DED

BUT GODOFMEMEZ BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE AND WE WENT INTOFOOD NETWORK AND WE KIELED PAULA DEEN AND THAT IS WHY PAULA DEEN WAS CANCELLED

IM DED

DA END

LOLOLOLOLOLO












YOUR STILL HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

F OFF


Credited to Animefan9999

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